Legal Agility

I never seem to run out of tweets like these:
@bigced: “if I get selected and the person on trial is from Brooklyn, that’s an automatic GUILTY!!!”
@Debyshu: “@LynLeshai hahahaha, you have jury duty? Thats kinda cool. He’s guilty, unless he’s black.”
@MzLeke: “Gettin ready for jury duty. I’m so tired ugh. Somebody is gonna be guilty today!”
@DIVAZSUCHASTARR: [...]